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Damo's diarrhea 25.08.09

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Taken from an August 25th 2009 MySpace post.

Gday everyone, hope all is well.

Well it's been a while since my last post, so here's a brief rundown on what's been happening at Berzerker headquarters.
We've all been busy getting ready for the mighty US / CANADA Obituary Tour and I hope all you crazy fukers over there are ready to go fuking mental with us when we hit the stage!! We really can't fukin wait and it's only 1 week til we leave! It's going to be awesome to catch up with our diehard American fans. You guys have been really loyal to us and we can't wait to return the favour with some 320bpm death grind.

We just played 2 shows in our home towns, Brisbane and Gold Coast, as a bit of warm up and the setlist was so fuking relentless. Don't expect any breaks from the chaos when we hit the States, we're cramming in as much blast as possible into our short sets so get ready to smash each other for 30-45mins without one single breath!!

We're also going to have new merch with us so get it while you can and we might even be able to come back sometime!!! Luke and I have been working some stuff up and it'll look something like this....

 

New Merch and USA / Canada Tour

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This was just sent to the newsletter (Go signup at The Berzerkers MySpace page. I really hope i can come up with some cash to make the trek from Nova Scotia to Quebec or Ontario. I'll update the show listings shortly.

Hey All,
Were getting ready to come back to the USA and Canada in the next few weeks.
Its been 5 VERY long years since we were back, and a lots changed since then. No more masks, new members and faster more brutal music and stage show..
So fucking get ready this may be you last chance to catch The Berzerker, so dont fucking miss out...
Were bringing the brutality, so you'd better get the fucking pit started.
THIS LIST BELOW IS CORRECT.!!!!! PLEASE DOUBLE CHECK AS THERE HAS BEEN SOME VEUNE CHANGES.
2 Sep 2009 Chain Reaction, Anaheim, CA
3 Sep 2009 The Rock, Tucson, AZ
4 Sep 2009 U.B.’s, Bar Mesa, AZ
5 Sep 2009 Gator’s, Farmington, NM
6 Sep 2009 Bluebird, Theater Denver, CO
8 Sep 2009 Galaxy Theater, Santa Ana, CA
9 Sep 2009 Key Club, Los Angeles, CA
10 Sep 2009 Slims, San Francisco, CA
11 Sep 2009 Hawthorne Theater, OR
12 Sep 2009 El Corazon, Seattle, WA
14 Sep 2009 Sugar, Victoria, BC
15 Sep 2009 Plaza Club, VancouverT
21 Sep 2009 Station 4, St Paul, MI
22 Sep 2009 The Rave, Milwaukee, WI
23 Sep 2009 Pearl Room, Mokena, IL
24 Sep 2009 Pirates Cove, Cleveland, Ohio
25 Sep 2009 Opera House, ON
26 Sep 2009 Imperial, Quebec City, QC
27 Sep 2009 Montreal, QC, Foufounes, QC
28 Sep 2009 Trocadero, Philadelphia, PA
29 Sep 2009 The Blender, NY
30 Sep 2009 Palladium, Worcester, MA
1 Oct 2009 Peppermint Club, Virginia Beach, VA
2 Oct 2009 Volume 11, Raleigh, NC
3 Oct 2009 Orange Peel, Asheville, NC
4 Oct 2009 HeadlinersHall, Louisville, KY
5 Oct 2009 The Muse, Nashville, TN
6 Oct 2009 Pop’s, Sauget, IL
7 Oct 2009 Lola’s, Ft Worth, TX
8 Oct 2009 Scout Bar, San Antonio, TX
10 Oct 2009 U.B’s, Bar Mesa, AZ

Click Read More for the tour poster and an awesome promo pic by Luke of a hot model covered in blood.
 

Damo's Diarrhea: 01.06.09

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Taken from a June 1st 2009 MySpace post.

Gday everyone, hope all is well.
Firstly, I'd like to thank everyone who has shown their support for our fuked up Tatu song and filmclip. Ahha it's good to see a lot of you see the irony and humour in it and it's also good to see there are still some diehards out there willing to give us shit for some of the stupid shit we do! Keep it coming! I'm sure there'll be more opportunities in the near future. No one is safe.  And don't worry, playing the most brutal live set we can will always be our first priority as a band.

Just so you know this isn't the band's blog, it's called Damo's Diarrhoea because it's just that.. my space to talk shit about whatever I feel like and to give our fans something else to read about The Berzerker rather than just purely band related info. If you couldn't give a fuk, just wait for the other blogs to be posted. And thanks to those who gave me some good feedback on the new shirt design ideas. We will have new merch coming out soon!

We are playing a festival in Toddy's and my old home town Brisbane in a few weeks. There's a whole lot of different bands playing so if you can get there, make sure you fukin do!!
 

The Berzerker Courting Controversy with Underage Lesbian Anthem

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Taken from a May 7th 2009 MySpace post.

The Berzerker  "Courting Controversy with Underage Lesbian Anthem & Clip"

The Berzerker, Australian based industrial death metal band, internationally renowned as one of the most brutal extreme metal bands performing today, are no strangers to controversy.

With five albums of extreme brutality, nightmarish lyrics, and worldwide tours chequered by audience riots; they have won themselves no shortage of mainstream protestors and diehard metal fans.

However this latest move has the potential not only to further inflame their detractors, but potentially to alienate metal audiences likewise. The Berzerker have released a video clip of them performing a cover song.

A pop song.

 

Damo's Diarrhea: 24.04.09

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Taken from an April 24th 2009 MySpace post.

 

Gday you mad mothafukers,

I hope everyone is well and listening to extreme metal,

By now some of you must be wandering what the fuk is going on with The Berzerker!?? Pics of girls in underwear, The Berzerker surfing and skateboarding?? Me looking like Bruce Willis (I'll never forget that you bastards!) Isn't this one of the world's most extreme death metal bands?? Ahaahaa  Well basically we don't give a fuk! and we do what we want. The band was behind masks for a long time and now we want to let you guys know who is actually behind all of this insanity. We like to know our fans and we want you to know us. And don't worry we are still going to be speeding up the click to Noone Wins every fukin time we destroy it live, just because we can. Pretty soon it will be at 450bpm. Ahaha

 

Yes, we like hot chicks in underwear. Plus we have a lot of female fans who like to see girls getting brutal with us. (Can't blame em, have you seen new guitarist Tim Aldridge, 6'6 of pure fuking viking man metal!) Chicks want him, dudes want to be him.


Brutal As Fuk.

 

Damo's Diarrhea: 08.04.09

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Taken from an April 8th 2009 MySpace post.

Right.. time we started updating you crazy fucks on what we do when were dont destroying your eardrums...
More to come..

Over to Damo "Berzerker Bass" Palmer

In between writing the fastest fuking riffs my wrist can handle, working my day job, Berzerker artwork, Berzerker posters, Berzerker tours, Berzerker photo shoots, Berzerker, Berzerker fuking dreams and everything else that comes with playing in this fuking twisted band... this is what else I have been up to lately:

Yes I live near the beach and surf whenever I have the chance, and it's been fuking pumping all last month! I manged to score a few good ones. Check the shots.

 

Berzerker Guitarist Update

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Taken from an April 1st 2009 MySpace post.



"The Berzerker Guitarist Tim Aldridge is in recovery.

Tim has this to say.

Firstly thanks for the overwhelming support displayed by you die hard fuckers. I really appreciate it all.

After a few days of hospital rest I has returned home and and im well on the way to recovery. I suffered a ruptured stomach ulcer and loss of blood. We were all very lucky this did not occur a few hrs later as we would of been on a 5hr flight to New Zealand, and this would of been truly horrific. I have been resting comfortably at home and have been playing guitar to keen my sanity for past few days.

I would like to thank the doctors at William Angliss Hospital for there wonderful care.

After a few weeks rest I am expected to make a full recovery and will commence writing new material soon.

Once again I would like to apologies to the New Zealand fans that we had to cancel the tour. We will endeavor to reschedule the tour for later in the year."

 

Aussie Tour Video 09

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Taken from an April 1st 2009 MySpace post.

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The Berzerker cancel New Zealand Tour

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Taken from a March 24th 2009 MySpace post.

Luke Kenny had this to say.

At 4am (EST) this morning our guitarist Tim Aldridge was rushed to hospital after throwing up more then a pint of blood, with blood pooling in his stomach he was operated on at 8am (EST) we are now waiting patiently to hear how the operation went. After frantic calls at 5am (EST) to various guitarist's looking for some one to fill in we have been forced to pull the New Zealand tour. The band is deeply saddened by this event. More information will be released as we have it. The Amenta will be continuing on without us.

 
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