Taken from an April 24th 2009 MySpace post.
Gday you mad mothafukers,
I hope everyone is well and listening to extreme metal,
By now some of you must be wandering what the fuk is going on with The Berzerker!?? Pics of girls in underwear, The Berzerker surfing and skateboarding?? Me looking like Bruce Willis (I'll never forget that you bastards!) Isn't this one of the world's most extreme death metal bands?? Ahaahaa Well basically we don't give a fuk! and we do what we want. The band was behind masks for a long time and now we want to let you guys know who is actually behind all of this insanity. We like to know our fans and we want you to know us. And don't worry we are still going to be speeding up the click to Noone Wins every fukin time we destroy it live, just because we can. Pretty soon it will be at 450bpm. Ahaha
Yes, we like hot chicks in underwear. Plus we have a lot of female fans who like to see girls getting brutal with us. (Can't blame em, have you seen new guitarist Tim Aldridge, 6'6 of pure fuking viking man metal!) Chicks want him, dudes want to be him.
Brutal As Fuk.
This is the life...
Yes, we also do other things outside of the band. This band takes up most of lives so when we do actually stop creating the most insane music our twisted minds allow for, we go destroy ourselves any way we can!
Destruction. 
I just like this photo. Metal Hall.
We will also have a new film clip coming out soon to a 'new' song! It's going to be classic! You just fukin wait!! Nothing can prepare you for this shit ahahaha.
I've also been working on some new shirt designs.
Who likes this? Want one? Yeh you fuking do!!
Let me know what you think. Comment it.
I haven't slept much lately, Todd and I flew to Berzerker headquarters 2 days ago for an all nighter and we've been going hard since. I've also moved out of my place which was a fuking nightmare! I'm going to write the most brutal death grind song inspired by moving, it'll be angrier than Luke was when we blew the PA at Brutal Assault last year aha, and that's angry. Anyone there will know what I mean.
Luke about to stage dive after we blew the PA and he nearly killed someone with anger. 
It eventually got going again.
Anyway I'm going back to do some work so I can afford the next US tour. It's going to be soo fuking mad and we are going to break as much shit as possible, including ourselves.
Listen to The Senseless.
Don't cheat. Quad pick it.
Don't jump in the fire.. unless you're willing to fight! or just like to be burnt.
Til next time,
BUY OUR ALBUM!!!
SUPPORT AUSSIE DEATH METAL. 
Damo
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