Taken from a June 1st 2009 MySpace post.
Gday everyone, hope all is well.
Gday everyone, hope all is well.
Firstly, I'd like to thank everyone who has shown their support for our fuked up Tatu song and filmclip. Ahha it's good to see a lot of you see the irony and humour in it and it's also good to see there are still some diehards out there willing to give us shit for some of the stupid shit we do! Keep it coming! I'm sure there'll be more opportunities in the near future. No one is safe. And don't worry, playing the most brutal live set we can will always be our first priority as a band.
Just so you know this isn't the band's blog, it's called Damo's Diarrhoea because it's just that.. my space to talk shit about whatever I feel like and to give our fans something else to read about The Berzerker rather than just purely band related info. If you couldn't give a fuk, just wait for the other blogs to be posted. And thanks to those who gave me some good feedback on the new shirt design ideas. We will have new merch coming out soon!
We are playing a festival in Toddy's and my old home town Brisbane in a few weeks. There's a whole lot of different bands playing so if you can get there, make sure you fukin do!!

(PS. IT'S SPELT BERZERKER!!!)
Writing for the new album is going fuking insane! As Im typing Luke just called spitting and screaming that he has written some more drums and vocals to what he's calling the most brutal (and possibly fastest?) Berzerker yet. No shit.
In other news, my hometown nearly got blown away by a cyclone recently. It was fukin intense.
If you like your car, don't park it near the ocean when there's a fukin cyclone above you and 30 foot surf beside you!! Fool.

I've had a lot of people ask me how Damnation Festival was last November in the UK so here's a little taste of what went down. Legendary Berzerker bassist Sam Bean joined us for the show on 2nd guitar and helped destroy some more eardrums. The clip sounds like shit but you get the idea.... I think there are more online
Backstage got a bit wild later and the place ended up looking like a fukin bomb went off. And of course Carcass then headlined and the entire place went off. -2 degress outside +30 inside!
Here's a funny youtube clip. This is some crazy fukin shit what these guys do.

If you have any or know of any funny or just plain fukin crazy Berzerker clips let us know! We love this shit.
Anyway, I've had enough of this computer.
We all can't wait for the US / Canada tour!! You better be fukin ready for some carnage!!
Til next time...
Practice modes.
Practice what you preach.
Don't fuk with cyclones!
And of course BUY OUR ALBUM!!!!
Thanks for the support,
Damo BZKR






